- Hi! I'mm Mint! πππ
- And welcomme to mmy official landing page!- We here at Handy Business Solutions are ready to Handle your toughest Pickles in no timme flatβbecause Working-mminded trolls in need want Handy Business Solutions, indeed! Choose US the next timme you're in need of a Helpful Handy! ππππ€- Please see the HANDY REQUEST JOB FORM below!
- A little bit about mme:
- My namme is Mintyl Tsurga. I amm 12 sweeps old, and use he/himm pronouns. Alternia hatched and raisedβthank you to Her Immperious Condescension for allowing mme the chance to witness the glory of the Emmpire into adulthood! πββοΈπ And GO Stalkburg Scalebeasts! πππ£π£ #MyForeverTeammLOL- I amm the founder and mmost zealous freelance Helper at Handy Business Solutions, an Alternia-launched agency that will be nearing its 10 SWEEP ANNIVERSARY very soonοΌ. πππππ₯³πποΌ- In roughly 3 sweeps; which is a relatively short ammount of timme for highbloods. Shout out to the highbloods!- I amm currently ALSO working under the inimmitable Rypite Koldan at Skorpe, a Repitonian digital commmmunications corporation as their FIRST remmote admministrangulative-clericull mmulti-professional! π²π₯³π- Please wish mme luck and ruthless victory over all mmy enemmies as I dive hornsfirst into this AMAZING off-planet opportunity! I willI do mmy very best to bring the vastest possiblele honor to the commpany! πππ- My previous full-timme role was at Macro Cullsmos where I received crucial experience under the one and only Oleana Neriumm! ππ Oleana, if you're reading this, PLEASE TROLL ME BACK. If you are reading this part and you are NOT Oleana, please disregard. LOL. ππ€£- Please.
- My services include...
- Clericull services and business admministrangulation are mmy lifelong PASSION! 7 sweeps under mmy britches tourniquet and coutning! πποΈ- Hand over your operational tasks for somme peace of pan! We've got it Handled!
- Need a Hand in mmending costummes/weaponry? Need an Eche-Advancemment Plan? Want to Help* out your clouder? MSSG NOW!* - We can also Harmm your clouder upon request! Inquire within! π€
- I can mmanage your books, catalogue and valuate treasure hoards, file your taxes, file your Immperial tolls (or "atolls," if any pun-inclined seadwellers are reading) and figure out how mmuch you need to be mmaking per night to beat your kismmesis! π€π«°
- Tensions running too high? You don't have to fret over any "shooting the mmessenger" anymmoreβbecause I'll worry about it for you! ππ - But not too hard. Really. I can do it. I amm not even worried about it actually.
- I charge by weight. There is an hourly surchage for ANY daylight jobs (on nocturnal planets like mmine). Full cleanup available upon request.- You know what this is for! LOL! #SelfExplanatory πππ€£π€£
- Are you a Very Immportant Troll? I BET you are! Reclaimm your precious timme and hire mme to conduct your personal errands and hivehold tasks! I'll Handle your calendar, inbox, and just about anything on mmy mmeal platter! πππ
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- Please clap.- I mmean, please send mme your honest thoughts and opinions! ππππππ
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